Robotic (Droidic?) Camouflage

If pedaling away  from certain doom isn't for you (see previous post) perhaps something like this DIY R2D2 is just the ticket. While larger than the original article it is self-propelled and has all the boops, beeps and chirps needed to successfully camouflage you from any of those pesky T800's. Just hope some roving AI doesn't jack in...

Tools of the Robot Apocalypse Disguised as Socoi/Ecological Conscience!!!

Imagine yourself waking on the dawn of the Robot Apocalypse, the machines have risen up and computers are no longer accepting human input. It's time to get the hell outta dodge but your car is lending CPU time to SkyNet. Ah-ha!, you think, I'll get on my bicycle and pedal away to safety. Unfortunately you forgot that you share a SoBi (Social Bicycle) with friends and it's equipped with a GPS tracker!!!

As you ride off into the sunset, completely oblivious of any danger, they'll know where you are...

In all seriousness, SoBi has developed these locks to better enable local administrators track usage and make their deployment more efficient. The current system requires the cyclist to call in to SoBi before and after usage.